Sac Johnson

Sac at the beach

Squeege — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

For such a skinny little fuck, Sac had a pretty big pot belly.

Wall Toke

Squeege — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac was a total sucker for punishment.

Sac versus Jehovah

Squeege — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac really shoulda changed his underwear more often, it was kinda gross.

Kegger at Sac’s

Squeege — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac could hardly even carry the keg he was such a scrawny fuck. He used like two years of birthday money to buy the fuckin’ thing, plus he always looked for change in seat cushions and pay phones, so that added up too.

Sac opens a beer with his eye

Squeege — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac thought it would be pretty cool to be able to open a beer bottle with his eye, and he sorta did, but the beer bottle kinda opened his eye, too.

Sac Pops Some Pills

Squeege — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac would fuckin’ ingest ANYTHING if he thought it would get him high. Sac was a PARTYING GOD, even if he did eat fuckin’ menstual cramp pills! HaHaHa!

Sac in the Hospital

Squeege — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Sac was pretty out of it, but he was still rockin’…

Beer for Sac even though he’s dead

Squeege — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Deek says I pissed myself, but no fuckin’ way, I just spilled some beer on my crotch. Besides, I wasn’t gonna fuckin’ piss on someone’s grave.

Sac’s Boss, Herr Dickwad

Squeege — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:21:00 +0000

Jarvit is a major dickwad, he was so fuckin’ stupid he didn’t even know Sac was jerkin’ off at him!

Sac in his Party Hat

Squeege — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:43:00 +0000

Sac could really party for such a skinny little bastard.